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No, I’m not talking about that guy on the streetcar this morning, or the porta-potties on day 3 of Coachella in 107° heat, although those may be components. Dr. Pamela Dalton was contracted by the government to create a non-lethal stink bomb for them.

From an article over on Mental Floss,

Dalton surveyed the vilest odors from around the globe (fish oil factories, old toilet brushes, etc., ad nauseum—literally) and identified the key elements. Specifically, she focused on two kings of the stench world—rotting corpses and human waste—and recreated them in her lab.

I wonder if they added any durian into the mix?

tags: durian, Mental Floss

It was the size of a grapefruit. Now its the size of an orange. Unfortunately, no great story to go with this. I didn’t rescue a kitten from a tree. I didn’t kick anyone’s ass. I straight up tripped. Sheesh.

sums it up…

… don’t wait for the good woman. She doesn’t exist. There are women who can make you feel more with their bodies and their souls but these are the exact women who will turn the knife into you right in front of the crowd. Of course, I expect this, but the knife still cuts. The female loves to play man against man, and if she is in a position to do it there is not one who will not resist. The male, for all his bravado and exploration, is the loyal one, the one who generally feels love. The female is skilled at betrayal. and torture and damnation. Never envy a man his lady. Behind it all lays a living hell.

le sigh

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1. What movie have you seen the most times in the theater? How many times?

Rocky Horror Picture Show

2. What was the last movie you walked out of in the theater?

cant recall – although I dl’ed Dollgatory and turned it off after 5 minutes

3. What is the first movie you remember seeing in a theater?

Godfather – Drive In FTW

4. What is your favorite movie soundtrack?

Pulp Fiction

5. Have you ever dressed up as a movie character for Halloween? If so, who?

Wedge Antilles – X Wing Fighter Pilot (shut it…)

6. What was the first R-rated movie you ever saw? Were you allowed or did you sneak?

Godfather – parents took me.

7. Star Wars (orig. trilogy) or Lord of the Rings?
You have to ask? Star Wars all day long…

8. Pacino or De Niro?

De Niro all day long….

9. Titanic…did it suck or was it great?

Sucked.

10. What’s your take on Cassavetes?

Rosemary’s Baby was a long time ago.

11. Favorite John Hughes character?

Brian from The Breakfast Club

12. which movie gives you a boner (or makes you tingle)?

Pr0n?

13. which movie always makes you cry like the big puss you are?

Control

14. What’s the furthest you’ve ever gotten in a movie theater? (i.e, second base…)

walk in theater – 3rd base. Drive In. – grand slam.

15. Speaking of sports metaphors, what’s your favorite sports movie?
Caddyshack

16. Favorite
(a)… teen movie?

The Breakfast Club

(b)…Quentin Tarantino movie?
Reservoir Dogs ( or killing zoe)

(c)…Bill Murray movie?

Meatballs

(d)…romantic comedy?

What are those?

(e)…gangster movie?

Scarface

(f)…horror movie?

not my genre

(g)…made for TV movie?

The Stand

(h)…director?

Scorsese. Game set match.

(i)…drug movie?

Dig, 24 hour party people

17. which movie have you seen already but will never, ever, ever watch again?

Most all of them.

18. which movie are you embarrassed to really like?

I am more shamed by my music collection than my movie choices

19. which movie should be remade asap?

Citizen Kane

20. What the F happened to (insert answer)? He used to be so damn funny!

Eddie Murphy

21. For the love of everything that’s sacred, please someone stop (insert answer) from making another movie!

Matthew McConnaugheyaya (however its spelled)

22. which movie do all your friends love but you think is whatevs?

friends?

23. which movie do you love but all your friends think is whatevs?

friends?

24. If you could hump/date/marry any movie character, who would it be?

Julie from Valley Girl

25. Best movie ever?

loaded question.

26. Book you wish would be made into a movie, and who would direct it?

The Dark Tower series – JJ Abrams – oh wait….

in taking pictures recently. Here is another public reminder to myself to not be so shutterbug-shy.

from a babelfish translation of a recent email to friends:

thanks to my friendly. if you answered \" sí\" or \" I am one niña\" a
ticket was acquired by you. if you answered \" It would prefer to be
in the camping of jesus\" you are outside luck. i
additionaly will be only shouting like a girl if they have much luck.

if you can figure out the original context – bonus points for you!