As Halloween approaches, let us all remember that putting clothes on an animal for any reason other than protection is 100% immoral and flat out wrong. I would go so far as to say that putting costumes on an animal is a small step away from sexualizing them.
Besides, your faithful companions are humiliated by this. Exhibit A:
What if Sparky gets loose and hit by a car? Is this really how you want him going out? Dressed like a Spongebob bitch?
Exhibit B:
Cmon now! Goofy has spent his entire career carefully walking the line between canine and human. What does this say?! Does this clear up the issue? Does it out Goofy?
Finally, Exhibit C:
If I catch you dressing your dog like this, I will call the Humane Society and I will have CSI inspect your crotch for evidence of dog hair.
(inspired by this)
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